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 A JokeLang.com Featured Joke

A Filipino is in 3rd grade. His teacher asks 3 of her students to use chicken, nut, and bread in a sentence. First, the American says " Would you like some chicken with banana nut bread?" The Mexican says "We use chicken for our tacos, but never use bread or nuts." While eating her muffin, the teacher said,"Outstanding senten--" Then she started choking. The Filipino was the last make a sentence. He said, " Help Help! Cheecan Noht Breade!"

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Submitted by Lemz Gaspar
from Reedley California





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